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The Reward of 72 Virgin-ians: Its Important to Listen!
Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceived?"
Patrick Herny then approached and punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jerrerson whacked Osama over the head whit a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Manroe came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised me," said Osama.
"Come on Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven."
Reader's Digest 2005, Author Unknown